tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post5495219778323798065..comments2024-01-05T06:16:49.932+00:00Comments on Expat Mum: Mr. CleanExpat mumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17798190669591053390noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-85971794627733335242008-11-02T17:44:00.000+00:002008-11-02T17:44:00.000+00:00wow that is an awesome post i was really looking f...wow that is an awesome post i was really looking for this kind of information for a very very long time. thanks man thanks for the post awesome man thanks<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://repairmobiles.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">Mobile Repairing Picture Help</A>Saaqihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04327782763031644635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-51806966511989307362008-06-01T09:50:00.000+01:002008-06-01T09:50:00.000+01:00Daughter decided to create her very own swimming p...Daughter decided to create her very own swimming pool in her bedroom the other night with several pints of water - directly above a light fitting. Luckily the house was not short circuited!<BR/><BR/>Thank you for your kind comments on my blog - I have an inkling that you are my sole reader for which I remain truly grateful!Hadriana's Treasureshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03740533954842010870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-88945907158540595272008-05-29T20:48:00.000+01:002008-05-29T20:48:00.000+01:00Don't let him get hold of the vaseline. I can test...Don't let him get hold of the vaseline. I can testify that this has the opposite effect to the toothpaste. Your derriere will slide off that seat like a skater on ice, just not quite as elegantly!Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00085577423870971279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-264479225324948762008-05-29T14:30:00.000+01:002008-05-29T14:30:00.000+01:00Just don't do what I did when the older one was fo...Just don't do what I did when the older one was four - place a bin/trash can next to the loo. As the Ball & Chain said at the time, "For god's sake - that's just a red rag to a bull!"Expat mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17798190669591053390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-69056472069909644062008-05-29T13:59:00.000+01:002008-05-29T13:59:00.000+01:00Missing the loo is a full time occupation for The ...Missing the loo is a full time occupation for The Eldest. He spends twenty five minutes in the bathroom every morning, most of which he claims is him showering, I think he's actually finding nooks and crannies that he hasn't managed to reach with his peeing efforts...britoutofwaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09021559187679807322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-1699051218935048632008-05-29T00:16:00.000+01:002008-05-29T00:16:00.000+01:00My Pickle 'How many times..?'-es ME now. 'Mummy, ...My Pickle 'How many times..?'-es ME now. 'Mummy, how many times have I told you I can't help making a mess? I'm only a child.' And today when another Mummy told him off for helping her son make a mud-pie on the newly cleaned patio he came out with 'I'm ashamed of myself', as I've told him so many times before that he should be. <BR/><BR/>Love the little blighters!Nobby and Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05355848906407245700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-55472105682651100252008-05-28T23:35:00.000+01:002008-05-28T23:35:00.000+01:00cut out some toilet seat shapes from cardboard, st...cut out some toilet seat shapes from cardboard, stick them in the yard, and have him 'decorate' them in his own way. you could be encouraging the next big thing in the art world, a sort of postmodern take on duchamp... in fact, keep schtum, gilbert and george might hear of this...Grithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14022216340604423686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-25116622629199637702008-05-28T23:06:00.000+01:002008-05-28T23:06:00.000+01:00Now what you really need is someone like that main...Now what you really need is someone like that maintenance guy (in the earlier post about the private school girls and lipstick kisses on the mirror) to teach your minor maintenance man a lesson. But given that he's so small, and a boy, I wonder what would gross him out?<BR/>From www.Mini-et-Moi.comEczema-Freehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09285706250082240319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-28971101026754818162008-05-28T21:20:00.000+01:002008-05-28T21:20:00.000+01:00I am very tempted to "find a new place" - which wo...I am very tempted to "find a new place" - which would be <BR/>a) on my own<BR/>b) by the sea<BR/>c) with no phone<BR/>d) a case of Pinot Grigio<BR/>and <BR/>e) plenty of sun and sun screen<BR/> Aahhh....Expat mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17798190669591053390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-58636437917533649902008-05-28T16:31:00.000+01:002008-05-28T16:31:00.000+01:00Yes the initial elation palls so quickly.CheersYes the initial elation palls so quickly.<BR/>CheersMaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05828186178060722812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-45145965360997059242008-05-28T15:45:00.000+01:002008-05-28T15:45:00.000+01:00SB - me too; Geordie, that is. Left in 1980 to go ...SB - me too; Geordie, that is. Left in 1980 to go to uni, London and then the States, but am back every summer. Usually spend a lot of time driving round and round wondering where the hell I am with all the bloody new roads and bridges!!<BR/>And yes friends, he is very funny indeed but sometimes.......! Like this morning when I told him it's not funny to copy his older brother and burp really loudly, he said "Mommy I think you're going to have to find a new place to live in that case!"Expat mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17798190669591053390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-12912574030426765902008-05-28T14:17:00.000+01:002008-05-28T14:17:00.000+01:00So funny - life's observations are the funniest th...So funny - life's observations are the funniest things ever I will be checking out my toileting seating habits next time I attend. He sounds like a right little character. xxxShe's like the windhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10075810201419237816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-53278075415917460842008-05-28T10:59:00.000+01:002008-05-28T10:59:00.000+01:00Came to you from maggie may's where you thought sh...Came to you from maggie may's where you thought she might be holidaying in your ex-neck of the woods. I'm just curious as to the approximate location of your upbringing. Me? I'm a geordie.<BR/><BR/>I enjoyed that kid of yours - really funny.Stinking Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13577508577062044906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-20684515819802081642008-05-27T21:30:00.000+01:002008-05-27T21:30:00.000+01:00I'll bet you wouldn't be saying that after a full ...I'll bet you wouldn't be saying that after a full day with him. I usually warn people not to make eye contact because he NEVER stops talking. Welcome by the way.Expat mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17798190669591053390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-43328598867791089042008-05-27T20:14:00.000+01:002008-05-27T20:14:00.000+01:00Thank you for visiting my blog. I'm thrilled beca...Thank you for visiting my blog. I'm thrilled because it led me to yours and I got my belly laugh for the day reading your posting. I used to teach 1st grade and I'll bet your son would have been a lot of fun to have in class.Kayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07461569436322815787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-57690365057846512222008-05-27T03:42:00.000+01:002008-05-27T03:42:00.000+01:00LMAO...well you can't deny if this is a new obsees...LMAO...well you can't deny if this is a new obseesion for him you might have had a slight influence!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09542425639950850366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-72797765939944290782008-05-26T14:57:00.000+01:002008-05-26T14:57:00.000+01:00Priceless, how do they come up with this stuff? My...Priceless, how do they come up with this stuff? My 2 yr old is madly into 'cleaning' right now, smearing baby wipes across every piece of furniture if left unattended. Every table has dust from 3 feet up and sticky wipe-residue to the floor!AliBlahBlahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03335907266347761153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-50298367264483005682008-05-26T10:46:00.001+01:002008-05-26T10:46:00.001+01:00This comment has been removed by the author.MikeHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01530099708429116393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-48022571475133661512008-05-26T10:46:00.000+01:002008-05-26T10:46:00.000+01:00And I thought, after raising three boys, that noth...And I thought, after raising three boys, that nothing could surprise me ;)MikeHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01530099708429116393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-34884152909217623282008-05-25T15:02:00.000+01:002008-05-25T15:02:00.000+01:00Thanks for that vote of sympathy Frog! He has a sn...Thanks for that vote of sympathy Frog! He has a snotty nose today so I'm being semi-nice to him.Expat mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17798190669591053390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4327382592404863779.post-35980892279791959132008-05-25T08:29:00.000+01:002008-05-25T08:29:00.000+01:00Expat Mum,Howlingly funny.Sorry, I mean how awful ...Expat Mum,<BR/>Howlingly funny.<BR/>Sorry, I mean how awful your child is behaving, disgraceful.<BR/>HHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!<BR/>This will keep me smiling all day, sorry again.Frog in the Fieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09990222544828204911noreply@blogger.com