...... the Ball & Chain, when he decides to go to bed, put all the lights out in the house. Even when I'm sitting at the computer in the basement and he walks past me on his way up?
...... the phone always ring when I've just put it back in its cradle and walked off as far away as it's possible to get?
...... the phone always ring when I've given up waiting for the plumber/doctor/school to call back amd stepped into the shower for five minutes?
...... my mother seem totally tech-savvy enough to send me utterly frivolous e-mails, no matter how complicated, yet can't fathom her photo printer and the Help pages.
......my Little Guy's too-full after dinner tummy always have room for dessert if it's going?
......the person asking what I, or the kids, want for Xmas or birthday, always then completely ignore suggestions?
......my cell phone allow me to receive texts in the house, yet not send my reply back?
......everyone tell me how pleasant and polite my children are? Do they save up the lip and selective hearing just for me?
......my fridge door stop closing properly two days after my five-year extended warranty has expired?
What's that saying? "What doesn't kill you only makes you stonger"?