You know when toddlers are toddlers and they come out with the funniest things by accident? Well, in this house it seems to go on and on.
Take this morning's conversation with my 9 year old.
Me - "That dog eats better than we do".
9 y/o - "I know. Next you'll be giving her flaming yong."
Me, mouthing to the Ball & Chain - "What's yong?"
Me - "Ah......filet mignon."