This morning I had a meeting at school as soon as I dropped the Little Guy off. Usually I'm in and out so no one sees me, or at least pays much attention to me. Today I thought I'd better make a bit of an effort so I'm applying a touch of make-up in the downstairs loo (as you do) when LG comes in to brush his teeth.
Eye pencil
LG: "What's that for?"
Me (thinks): "Good Question". Actually says "It's to make my eyes look a bit prettier".
LG: You've got bags under your eyes".
Blusher
LG: "And what's that for?"
Me - "Just to give me a rosy cheeked look".
LG: "You've made your face red though".
Lipstick
....which I apply to complete silence from LG. When I'm finished, he says:
"Well that one worked the way it was supposed to."
No lie. Swear to God!
Children. They're like little self-esteem generators sometimes.
ReplyDeleteThey always give an honest opinion..... the little darlings!
ReplyDeleteNuts in May
Ouch!
ReplyDeleteoh so funny. Perhaps he should work on his tact before dating anyone?
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny -- reminds me of my middle son as he used to ask me all the time why I put make-up on!
ReplyDeleteKids are really good for your ego, they build it up and tear it down again, just like that!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha, you've got to love the honesty of children.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteNow tell me: what kind of punishment did he receive?
ReplyDeleteHe's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! fabulous.
ReplyDeleteWell, I laughed so much that I ended up looking like the Joker!
ReplyDeleteFabulous! Did you manage not to swat him?
ReplyDeleteThat is absolutely hilarious! what a hilarious kid!
ReplyDeleteDang! Classic.
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