Wednesday, December 12, 2012

No knickers? Seriously Anne?

So poor Anne Hathaway is said to be devastated about the latest photos of her, getting out of a car. In a thigh high split dress. With no knickers/panties on. Or "going commando" as they say here.

Come on Anne. I thought you were one of the intelligent ones.

It's not that I don't feel sorry for you; I'd be devastated too if my hoo-ha was flashed around the world, but it's never going to happen see. 'Cause I wear underwear.


I am assuming this wasn't a publicity stunt; she seems too nice a girl for that. Not like the "wardrobe malfunction" at the SuperBowl a few years ago, when Janet jackson's boob popped out and just happened to be sporting a nasty, metallic nipple-cover. Very convenient. I won't put a photo up here in case Blogger shuts my blog down, but you can see what I'm talking about here, if you missed it the first time round.  (By the way, did you know that the incident is sometimes referred to as Nipplegate in the USA? It caused outrage, I tell you. One individual actually filed a class action lawsuit  on behalf of "..all American citizens who watched the outrageous conduct." The lawsuit was later dropped, but the TV channel CBS ended up paying millions of dollars in fines and as late as June 2012, the Supreme Court was still discussing the matter. Talk about prudish.)

Anyway, back to Anne's Brazilian. What was she thinking? This is the stuff of bad dreams. Remember the one where you're caught walking to school - in your underwear? You don't.

Oh.....

Never mind. But just be warned, this is what happens when you wear dresses slit to the crotch and forget your knickers.

And let's not even mention whatever she has on her legs.

7 comments:

Irene said...

Frankly, my dear...

Gigi said...

Oh Anne....that is SO passe.

Michael Harling said...

Actually, I wonder if I would have even noticed a flash of her woo-woo; I would be too busy staring at her legs thinking WTF?!

MsCaroline said...

I really don't like to be judgmental without getting all the facts, but it seems to me that,in this case, if I were going to an event where I was sure to be photographed by a zillion paparazzi, and if I were not wearing underwear, that I would not be thinking anything OTHER than "Must not slip up and accidentally flash World." In fact, I think it would be just about the *only* thing on my mind when clambering out of the vehicle!

Josie said...

I think this is HILARIOUS. Who'd be famous eh?

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Sarah@Sunshine said...

Brilliant! Im such acynic, I still always jump straight to "publicity stunt" NO ONE "forgets" underwear!

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