So poor Anne Hathaway is said to be devastated about the latest photos of her, getting out of a car. In a thigh high split dress. With no knickers/panties on. Or "going commando" as they say here.
Come on Anne. I thought you were one of the intelligent ones.
It's not that I don't feel sorry for you; I'd be devastated too if my hoo-ha was flashed around the world, but it's never going to happen see. 'Cause I wear underwear.
I am assuming this wasn't a publicity stunt; she seems too nice a girl for that. Not like the "wardrobe malfunction" at the SuperBowl a few years ago, when Janet jackson's boob popped out and just happened to be sporting a nasty, metallic nipple-cover. Very convenient. I won't put a photo up here in case Blogger shuts my blog down, but you can see what I'm talking about here, if you missed it the first time round. (By the way, did you know that the incident is sometimes referred to as Nipplegate in the USA? It caused outrage, I tell you. One individual actually filed a class action lawsuit on behalf of "..all American citizens who watched the outrageous conduct." The lawsuit was later dropped, but the TV channel CBS ended up paying millions of dollars in fines and as late as June 2012, the Supreme Court was still discussing the matter. Talk about prudish.)
Anyway, back to Anne's Brazilian. What was she thinking? This is the stuff of bad dreams. Remember the one where you're caught walking to school - in your underwear? You don't.
Never mind. But just be warned, this is what happens when you wear dresses slit to the crotch and forget your knickers.
And let's not even mention whatever she has on her legs.